I had the weirdest dream the other day.
I woke up and I found myself in a vehicle of some kind.
Me: Where the hell am I?
my sister is sitting next to me
sis: You are in an ambulance. You just came out of surgery.
me: I went into surgery! Why?
sis: You just donated your kidney you Dummy..
me: I donated my kidney! Who did I donate it to?
sis: Nobody... It is up for sale on ebay
me: It is up for Sale on ebay!
Now people who know me, know that I have a tendency to pick up accents. When I listen to somebody speak, I pick up their accent. That night, I watched "The hottie and the nottie", before going to bed, So I had an American accent, and not just any accent I was talking like Paris Hilton.
I was screaming "My kidney's on ebay, my kidney's on ebay".
Then we reach home, and for some strange reason, this was my old house in Hyderabad. There I saw my childhood crush standing in front of my house. She was wearing a Saadi and looking beautiful.
Girl: So, rich boy... ready to get married
me: Did I say I'll get married?
Girl: Yes you did. Before you went into surgery
me: How come I don't remember any of this?
Girl: So, ready to get married?
me: Yes, but I'm not sure if I can indulge in a lot of post marital activites.. I'm not sure how much physical activity I'm allowed to take part in, with just one kidney.
Girl: It doesn't matter, as long as you are rich, I can find my source elsewhere.
me: You will be screwing around with my money! I think i need to wake up.
When I woke up I checked my back for surgical scars.. Just in case you know..
Damn these weird dreams
5 comments:
LOL!! Maga.. Even in your dreams your life is screwing around with you.. It does have a sense of humor though as sadistic as it might be..
[Suprita] I'm glad you find my screwed up life amusing. Sadistic sense of humor is probably the right word to describe it. I dream about the day when these crazy dreams of mine would be broadcast live to audience world wide
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hottie_and_the_Nottie#Critical_reception
Hmm. And since you watched that movie, it means you think with your kidney. Your kidney was probably just protesting the agony it was put through.
Yah. it is the worst movie ever
i spent extra money on my low tariff internet to download the hottie and nottie... and then u say it was the worst movie made!
i dont care. i liked it for the 6 thousand rupees internet bill
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